![]() Malachi begs Bender to do something about the infidels, as they plan war against the faithful, but Bender refuses because every time he interferes, he only makes things worse. In deep space, the Shrimpkin society is growing, and infidels are rising up because from their position on Bender's back he cannot hear their prayers. On Earth, Fry is desperately looking for a way to find Bender in deep space, and he finally manages to find the Monks of Dschubba who search for God in the depths of space by means of a giant radio telescope in the Himalaya. This causes everyone to pray for their own miracles, and Bender causes more and more problems as he is trying to fulfill their wishes: a village is crushed by a quarter (they wanted riches), a field is burned down by intense sunlight (the farmers prayed for sun), and in an attempt to extinguish the field by blowing on it, many Shrimpkins are swept into space. Bender is moved by his worshipers plight and sheds a tear, which causes a giant tidal wave. This created several problems: many Shrimpkins were maimed in the building of the brewery, the fumes from the distillery processes has accounted for many deaths, and the liquor industry attracted organized crime. In the mean time, the Shrimpkins have constructed a distillery to obey their god's wish. Unfortunately, Bender's odor is not strong enough to be picked up over such a distance, especially since local sources overpower it. Meanwhile, the Planet Express crew has returned to New New York and begins a search for Bender by means of the Smell-O-Scope. He lays down his commandments, or rather his commandment: GOD NEEDS BOOZE. This asteroid is inhabited by the Shrimpkins, a race of tiny humanoids, who, upon emerging from the asteroid onto Bender's chest, recognize him as their god, addressed as "The Great Metal Lord."Īct II: "Those peewees think I'm God, huh? Hard to blame them."īender surveys his new worshipers, a race of humble farmers for the most part, and chooses one of the Shrimpkins, Malachi, to be his prophet. Meanwhile, Bender tries to find a way to spend all of eternity with 'barely any swag' and drifts through an asteroid field where he is bombarded and finds himself with a little asteroid embedded in his chest. Leela attempts to rescue him, but since the ship was traveling at full speed when Bender was launched, they are unable to catch up to him. Unfortunately, Leela then orders Fry to fire a torpedo from this tube to deal a fatal blow to the Space Pirates, but instead, Bender, having occupied tube #3 during the attack, is hurled into deep space, carrying a bag of pirate swag he grabbed when he was shot through the pirate ship. Bender is trying to get some much-needed sleep and is disturbed by the impacting cannonballs, so he searches some peace and quiet in the #3 torpedo tube. Just after the start to a new delivery, Planet Express Ship is attacked by Space Pirates. The Story Act I: "You know, pirates, but in space!"
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